thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

superethicaldigitalclimax:

suncastingsorceress:

When your friend is cute, but they hate being called cute.image

HNNNNNNN

steampunktendencies:

Steampunk Monogoggle by Yura 

[Via steampunker.ru]

faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

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IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

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handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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cosplayeverywhere:

Shrek 2 ~ Fairy Godmother

arandomcoyote said: Maybe you should stop kissing Jon's foot and realise that maybe JUST maybe while being a nice person he still has shitty attitudes? It's not hard at all but it seems it's way easy for you to reduce the complains to a bunch of angry strawmans but nice try

strippinlifts:

Didn’t realise in this day and age people got death threats and constant verbal harassment for having a ‘shitty attitude’. 

The fact that is your justification perfectly sums up this situation. 

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

underappreciateddragonart:

AT: Draco by Leithster

garblefart:



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