This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
When your friend is cute, but they hate being called cute.
Steampunk Monogoggle by Yura
when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while
said: Maybe you should stop kissing Jon's foot and realise that maybe JUST maybe while being a nice person he still has shitty attitudes? It's not hard at all but it seems it's way easy for you to reduce the complains to a bunch of angry strawmans but nice try
Didn’t realise in this day and age people got death threats and constant verbal harassment for having a ‘shitty attitude’.
The fact that is your justification perfectly sums up this situation.
Real Hacker vs Movie Hackerreal hacker:
So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
*types a few keystrokes* I'm in
But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
Want me to break into the CIA next?
I don't even think you should attempt to...
*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in