Captain Pillow Rebellion Horse
Captain Goldfish Lego Cat
Captain Bookshelf Underworld Dog.
Captain TARDIS The Avengers Dragon
You looked inside of me and you saw hatred. That’s not victory.
"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"
Hello I am tumblr user chocoboco and I am here to educate you about hagelslag
I doubt anyone here can actually pronounce hagelslag correctly but I’m not going to bother with that because Dutch is a stupid language and I hate it
those are chocolate sprinkles
no literally they’re just sprinkles on bread
i’m laughing rly hard bc it’s like being told ”hahAHAHA YOU SHITTY AMERICANS DON’T HAVE DINGELSQUASH” and we’re all sittin here listening to your speech about the superior foreign delicacy of dingelsquash enraptured by your knowledge and appreciative of your sharing nature but then you show us a picture and it turns out it’s fucking gummy bears
i literally cannot breath e
I laughed so hard I cried at the last gif
EXCUSE ME BUTTERFLY I’M TRYING TO BE INTIMIDATING WAY TO GO SHITFUCK.
Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur